Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
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