Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
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