Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
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