I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Having a ball
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Join us for plenty of play action.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Go to BabaMail
