What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
This summer is going swimmingly.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
The calm before the score
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
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