Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
All punts are highly intended
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
My moment in the sun.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Having a ball
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
I feel tail great!
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
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