Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
Poor white splash.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
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