The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
All punts are highly intended
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
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