Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
Poor white splash.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Join us for plenty of play action.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
We’re calling your number.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.