What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
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