When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
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