A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
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