I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
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