Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
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