Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
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