What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
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