What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
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