What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
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