What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
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