What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.