What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
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