What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.