Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.