What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
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