When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.