Welcome to the ever-growing Plant Puns section!

What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Girls just wanna have sun.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Tis the sea-sun.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
Seas the day.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Are you squiding me right now?