What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
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