What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
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