What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.