What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.