The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
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