Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What do call a cactus which is shaped like a penis
Dildon’t.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
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