What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
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