What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
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