How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
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