If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
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