Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
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