If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
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