What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
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