What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.