What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
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