What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
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