What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
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