Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
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