Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
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