What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
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