Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
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