Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
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