What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.