If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
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