During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
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