Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
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