What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
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