What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
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