Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
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