What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
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