Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
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