I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
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