What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
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