What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
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