What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
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