What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
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