What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Go to BabaMail
