The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
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