What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
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