I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
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