Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
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