What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
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