How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
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