Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
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