We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
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