How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
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