Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
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