Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.