How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
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