You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
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