Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
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