Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.