Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.