What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
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