What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
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