Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
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