What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
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