What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
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