What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
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What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
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