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What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
We’ll have a ball.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
By the seat of one’s punt
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
We’re calling your number.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
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