Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Having a ball
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.