If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
By the seat of one’s punt
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Summer is just floating by.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
Get in the swim this summer.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.