Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.