o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!