Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Join us for plenty of play action.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
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