Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
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