Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.