Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Having a ball
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
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