Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
We’re calling your number.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
I like your tight end
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
The calm before the score
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
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