Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Poor white splash.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
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