What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Having a ball
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
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