At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
The calm before the score
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Join us for plenty of play action.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
I feel tail great!
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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