How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
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