Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
My moment in the sun.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
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