What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
I like your tight end
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Football is one habit I will never kick
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Having a ball
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Water you doing on [date]?
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
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