I’m establishing my punning game early today.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
I feel tail great!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
We’re calling your number.
Case in punt
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
The goal nine yards
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
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