Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
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