What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
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