What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
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