What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
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