What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.