What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
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