What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.