Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
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