What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.