What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
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