You're acute Valentine.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.