Valentine

What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
A halfhearted attempt.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You're acute Valentine.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.