Valentine Jokes

What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
A halfhearted attempt.
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What is the most popular valentine among nuts? The one that says “I’m nuts for you.”
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You're acute Valentine.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
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