Valentine Jokes

โ€œThe best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor peopleโ€ โ€“ Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
A halfhearted attempt.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
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What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You're acute Valentine.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
What is the most popular valentine among nuts? The one that says โ€œIโ€™m nuts for you.โ€
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What did the owlโ€™s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
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