Package

What did the boy without hands get for his birthday?
Nobody knows, he hasn't got the package open yet.
What did the boy without hands get for his birthday?
Nobody knows, he hasn't got the package open yet.
Are you the delivery man?
Because I believe you have a package for me.
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you.
A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
The Valentine's Day Gift
The Valentine's Day Gift It was a few days before Valentine's Day and a young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?" Her husband smiled. "Oh, I have a feeling you'll know later tonight." he said with a wink. His wife squealed with joy. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it... only to find a book titled "The meaning of dreams."