Means

No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says. He is always convinced that it says what he means. -- George Bernard Shaw
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
Ellen DeGeneres
“What turning forty means to me? I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that, but now I do.”
Tina Fey
“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
Jerry Seinfeld
I like older men because they've gotten used to life's disappointments. Which means they're ready for me.
The Valentine's Day Gift
The Valentine's Day Gift It was a few days before Valentine's Day and a young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?" Her husband smiled. "Oh, I have a feeling you'll know later tonight." he said with a wink. His wife squealed with joy. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it... only to find a book titled "The meaning of dreams."
I hate being patronized.
By the way patronized means they speak with a sense of superiority and are condescending
Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
I have been saying "mucho" more often while talking to my Hispanic friends
It means a lot to them.
Thank you for teaching me about bargaining
It means a great deal.
I ate the exam paper
Which means that sooner or later I will pass the test
I received an award at work for being the most secretive employee.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Se*! Se*! Se*! Free se* tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
More candles means a bigger wish!