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Jokes For Women
I like older men because they've gotten used to life's disappointments. Which means they're ready for me.
Dark Short Jokes
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Wine Puns
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
Dirty Short Jokes
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Se*! Se*! Se*! Free se* tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Christian Quotes
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says. He is always convinced that it says what he means. -- George Bernard Shaw
Birthday Puns
More candles means a bigger wish!
One Liners and Short Jokes
I hate being patronized.
By the way patronized means they speak with a sense of superiority and are condescending
Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
The Valentine's Day Gift
The Valentine's Day Gift It was a few days before Valentine's Day and a young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?" Her husband smiled. "Oh, I have a feeling you'll know later tonight." he said with a wink. His wife squealed with joy. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it... only to find a book titled "The meaning of dreams."
Puns
I have been saying "mucho" more often while talking to my Hispanic friends
It means a lot to them.
Thank you for teaching me about bargaining
It means a great deal.
I ate the exam paper
Which means that sooner or later I will pass the test
I received an award at work for being the most secretive employee.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me.
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