You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
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