Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
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