I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
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