You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.