Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
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