Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
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