I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.