Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
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