Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.