You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
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