I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
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