Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.