Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
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