Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
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