Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
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