It was a few days before Valentine's Day and a young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
Her husband smiled. "Oh, I have a feeling you'll know later tonight." he said with a wink.
His wife squealed with joy.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it... only to find a book titled "The meaning of dreams."
As I lay cozy, all snug in my bed, I enjoy the imagination inside my head Until I hear racket beside my bed. It's my 5:00 alarm!
I quickly silent you, you annoying alarm. Then we SNOOZE together and let dreams carry on. Enjoying the peace, then I'll be darned; It's my 5:15 reminder!
Now I hush the ringing of my reminder. Ok Alarm, let's put that behind us. Eyes just shut, but here goes that timer It's 7:20. I'm late!!!
(By Demecia Dean)
The Mayor's Nightly Visit
A new mayor of Chicago is chosen.
That night, Franklin Delano Roosevelt appears. The mayor asks him "What can I do to make Chicago even greater?".
FDR responds: "Do everything for the people". The mayor wakes up startled, and mutters "Lies!" under his breath.
The next night, George Washington appears in the dreams of the mayor.
He asks "What can I do to make Chicago even greater?", to which GW responds "Never tell a lie".
The mayor wakes up startled, and curses under his breath. "That's not possible!"
The next night, Abraham Lincoln appears in the mayor's dreams.
The mayor asks "What can I do to make Chicago even greater?"
Abraham looks at the mayor, scratches his beard, and takes a while to answer.
"Visit a theater."