A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
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