I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
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