What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
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