What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
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